Typically my baby girl hates me like it’s her job, so this is really something.
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You never told any other of your things
You loved it too much
to take it from it’s box and
Get it dirty.
Photo by: Neil Snape
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I came home and turned into a lumber jack. This will be the suckiest project that ever sucked!
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I got a stretched-out fat baby and a Castle marathon
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First morning home. I like waking up to snuggly cats (the rest is somewhere in my four blankets)
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Off to the @subspaceTO latex ball!
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Mrow. (really thought provoking title isn’t it?)
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Scheduling conflicts make mongo annoyedasfuck
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It’s like déjà vu all over again
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Photo By: Peter Claver
Rigging by : Lew Rubens
*Please leave all credits when reblogging*
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It’s called “beautiful disasters”, You can send him a message about getting yourself a copy https://www.facebook.com/cyril.helnwein?ref=ts&fref=ts :)
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"Tap that ass" - Photo by Cyril Helnwein
I can’t believe I never posted this. This was easily one of my most memorable and hilarious shoots.
I think this might have been San Fransisco? I know I was traveling. Cyril shot me a message on MM that was pretty straightforward and we booked a shoot fairly quickly and easily (my favourite). I glanced over his portfolio and everything was on the up and up so I had no concerns. I show up one evening for the shoot outside this warehouse and called or something to let him know I was there. Go inside and meet his friend (yes, the guy with the black flag tattoo). Settle in and Im like “so what are we shooting?” because honestly I dont think we’d really discussed it. He pulls out a beer tap an explains he’s working on a project and I think he’s nuts but alright, I’ll get on all fours on this table and try to hold a beer tap between my legs (doesnt work by the way). Said friend with the arm tattoo had to go down the street to a bar and smuggle out a mug of beer, which was its own amusing ordeal. And thus this picture was born.
I always like this story because I can start it off with “well there was this one time at a warehouse late at night with these two dudes from the internet and a beer tap…”and it always sounds super legit. And I wonder why my mother is concerned for me…
Anyway…I dont know if my followers span as far as Austria…but if you happen to be anywhere near Vienna and wish to see this picture or other equally fun pictures of other naked women, pop on over to Yoshis contemporary art gallery and have a peek. And buy Cyrils book, cuz my naked butts in it and I said so.
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Are you fucking kidding me Tumblr?
Ready for action
This is what I look like when Im wearing a lot of rope, and a big dick.
Photo By : mErocrush.
I mentioned via twitter yesterday, after making my last post, that I think my brain sometimes has a gender identity mini-crisis. I come up with thoughts that would be better suited for a brain attached to a dick. For example, I often think that I want to be inside of someone. Either Im wishing I had a dick, or Im incredibly poetic. Every once in a while, almost always when shooting with Melvin, I get that dick my brain so badly wishes for. This is like the 3rd time in under a year hes put a dick on me. Im glad we picked the big one this time. I think if I WERE to have a dick, Id rock a monster cock.
This one too. Really glad to have this one back, its a favourite.
Photo by: Johnny B
Girl taking a bite out of my shoulder and beating my ass: Evie V
Im not allowed to tell you where this was, or why it was happening, because I will get the venue in trouble. Naughty!
Tumblr listened to my email and put my pictures back, so Im reblogging them. Thanks tumblr.
Whoever reported my photos, I have a brilliant thought for you:
Stop following people who post nudity/adult content/bdsm/whatever it is you disagree with, because guess what? Its still allowed on this site. So fuck off.
I dont know what it is about parking garages that gets Amanda so randy…
I kid, scott posed us, parking garages are his thing, we dont ask questions.
Photo by: Scott Church
Model: Mizz Amanda Marie
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